| FLOOR
SWEEPINGS Vol.2
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| 1. | WARNING! | ...for the start of your show ... or elsewhere... |
| 2. | GOODBYE SINCERELY | ...end of show or disco or |
| 3. | DISC JOCKEY SPEAK | ...intro link or link into funny voice sample.... |
| 4. | WITH A | ...follow your own ID or station jingle with this.... |
| 5. | HERE WE GO | ...for a football feature or just to intro something... |
| 6. | GOOD MORNING LISTENER | ...moronic version - use any time!... |
| 7. | GOOD MORNING LISTENER | ...mock female version - use p.m. and say "late again!" |
| 8. | OI DJ NO! | ...to shut oneself up with... |
| 9. | NOBODY DOES IT BETTER | ...to follow your comment or ID or station jingle... |
| 10. | SOMEBODY STOP HIM | ...ditto... |
| 11. | UH OOOHHHH | ..."and following this show it's xxx"...(Teletubbies style) |
| 12. | REMEMBER HE'S A WALLY | ...to follow your person comment or jingle.... |
| 13. | YES MATE! | ...a quick drop in agreement... |
| 14. | DOOR OPEN & SHUT | ..."here's xxx with sport" or drop in just before vocal... |
| 15. | THE FLY | ..."who left the window open"... attempt to hit it... |
| 16. | CHEERS | ...contest winner...the next record...end of the show!... |
| 17. | JUKE BOX | ..."let's start up the (station) juke box"...contest.. |
| 18. | SIREN | ..."when you hear this noise..."...contest winner... |
| 19. | TIME BOMB | ...light the fuse.."try and answer x questions before..." |
| 20. | BATTLE OF THE SEXES | ...contest intro.... |
and then there's Vol.3 |
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